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Serious SINEMA
Super Professional Commentary on Film Stuff
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The Writers
Hollywood
Ever since the 1920s, I have been the king of movies. And that won't change. I'm doing just fine. Seriously, I am. Really. Stop asking. I'm FINE.
Wannabe Ebert
I am a professional movie critic, and that means something.
The Modern Critic
Life is all about the first sip of coffee. After that, your mouth just tastes like coffee.Â
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